two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

duckin my fuck

this is real helpful cause it happens all the time. A guy spends all his time tryin to get laid by this one girl just leadin him on and leadin him on. At the very last minute when he are a half a kiss away from the big time she ducks his fuck and bails. Leaves him all high and dry.

every party u ever been to

by Greg Haschke July 11, 2005

fucking ducker fuck

Something you scream when you're in trouble in a horror game

Bob: Oh shit...He's right there...
*Bob gets jumpscared*
Bob: Fucking ducker fuck!!!

by The biggest trash can you know July 31, 2016

fuckduckulous

1. (adj.) So absurd that it can only be compared to a hobo sexually assaulting a water fowl. 2. (n) A decorative cup.

This dictionary is fuckduckulously fuckduckulous!

by Xionc February 22, 2006

fuckduck

An object (it can be anything) that friends compete over. Men give it to who had the most sex in one night, and women give it to whomever had sex in the most unusual place. Usually the compititon goes on between only two good, trusting friends. Contrary to poular beleif, it was not made up by just any random person. The first fuckduck was actually a ceramic goose, but goose doesn't rhyme with fuck.

Girl1: Central Park!
Girl2: ...
Girl1: *takes fuckduck and leaves*
Girl2: Damn! I had trolly for that fuckduck!

by RaeG December 28, 2005

fuckduck

friend of the opposite sex that you fuck when ever you need to like a fuck buddy

i can't believe she dumped me. i need to call my fuckduck to make myself not want to kill myself.

by scott zewski April 25, 2006

fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.

shut the fuck up you dumbass fuckduck.

by REED March 24, 2003