Fraternity

A frat is where all of the douche bags in highschool go to after graduation. Their now washed up football careers gone in the wind, they must find somewhere else to fit in for the next four years in order to not face their lack of passion and skill for anything but throwing balls and tackling people. So come join a frat! A multi thousand dollar buddies club where you can feel like you fit in somewhere, when in fact you're just a crowd following alcoholic sheep conformist with no real identity outside of your paid for "brothers" whos main hobbies include: getting drunk every day, failing classes, having sex with intoxicated women, developing alcoholism and getting stds, and judging other people for not conforming with your group of pretty boy preppy dickheads who think they're part of something bigger which is going to be gone before they know it.

Fraternity boy: Stupid gdi's everywhere, they make me want to just get drunk and fuck bitches to show them how cool we are!

"GDI": That's cool. While you're wearing your stupid polo shirts and salmon booty shorts with boat shoes, getting massively drunk every day and thinking it's a talent or something and not a drug addiction, neglecting the entire reason you go to college in the first place: to STUDY, and judging everyone who doesn't have to pay for their social circle with their parent's money, we'll be expressing ourselves freely, having a great time, and finding ourselves instead of trying to fit in with everyone else like always.

by Crumbusto August 20, 2014

Friedchickenisha

A person (usually a girl) that loves to eat fried chicken. A nickname for a girl that eats a lot of fried chicken, mostly of African American descent.

I saw Friedchickenisha yesterday at KFC!

by fatcatmammawithareddresson February 12, 2010

Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina

That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag

by YadaYada September 11, 2012

Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.

Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

by brian33337 October 14, 2023

The Delta Chi Fraternity

Delta Chi (ΔΧ) (del-ta kai) or D-Chi is an International secret letter College Social Fraternity formed on October 13, 1890, at Cornell University by 11 members and was initially established as an professional Fraternity for law students. Delta Chi is a member of North-American Interfraternity Conference (NIC). The Fraternity is headquartered at 314 Church Street in Iowa City, Iowa.

Sir Edward Coke

The spiritual founder of the Fraternity is Sir Edward Coke (pronounced "cook"). His idealism is best exemplified with one of his most famous quotes: "The King should be under no man, but under God and the Law."

Also known as D-CHI

Some Prominent Members of The Delta Chi Fraternity:

-Kevin Costner- Cal State Fullerton
-Ashton Kutcher-Iowa
-Kirk Fogg, Host of Nickelodeon show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
-Jerry Dozier, Vice President of Merrill Lynch
-Verne Drews, Vice President of Nabisco
-Mel Fisher, Famous Treasure Hunter
-Nelson Soler, Fullerton 1986 - Writer/Producer: "Lincoln Heights," "The Bachelor"
-Justin Tuck, NFL defensive tackle currently for the New York Giants.
-Jack Del Rio, Head Coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars
-Pat Gillick, former General Manager for the Seattle Mariners, current General Manager of the 2008 World Champion Philadelphia Phillies

by Padfootff March 2, 2009

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009