flanking

The process of sitting in the seats right next to people in prime seating in a movie theater in an effort to make them uncomfortable and encourage them to move so that you can steal their seats.

Those two have my favorite movie seats! Let's try flanking them. You take the seat on their left and I'll take the right. The incursion into their personal space will get them to move.

by jugrock January 14, 2013

Fanking

Fanking is the delightful art of re-contextualising a product by taking a photo of it near your crotch.

Marty took a photo of Moog Fanking Dicks Bush

by TateFOZXT October 21, 2018

franing

a Filipino slang for "crazy" same as "praning"

si Karen na malaki ang ngala-ngala ay isang Franing

by pen486386 May 31, 2009

Frinking

The insertion of objects into the male urethra or Japs' Eye in a (misguided) attempt to obtain pleasure.

::(from Antiques Roadshow BBC1 Sunday 12th May 2002)::
"here we have a magnificent example of a solid silver victorian frinking set in a beautifully inlaid mahogany and brass presentation case"

by Chops May 18, 2004

Frinking

An autocorrect version of "drinking", but its just too funny to correct so you leave it alone.

I'm currently frinking a diet coke right now.

by autocorrectHATESme October 24, 2011

Fracking

Fracking was originally defined as another term for hydraulic fracturing, a hazardous method of extracting oil and natural gas by fracturing rock beneath earth's surface and injecting chemicals into it. There is scientific evidence that this practice can cause earthquakes by lubricating faults, and contaminating clean water. Chris Christie notably vetoed a ban on this practice.

Now fracking is defined for what it is and the people who support it, stupid, ignorant, dumb, fat, and Chris Christie.

Plus, fracking closely resembles the word f*&#ing...because that's what people get when people frack.

Q: Why can't a fracking blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

by anonymous00000000000000 October 24, 2013

fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

by stxnthamix May 28, 2015