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Franklin Furnace 

A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."

The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.

Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"

Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
Franklin Furnace by Saltycock January 7, 2017
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San Francisco Sheet Cake 

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.

frank ocean disease 

When an artist (usually music) says that they're about to release new content but never do.
Person 1: Hey, when is (insert artist name here) dropping their new album? It was suppose to drop today.

Person 2: Who knows. They probably caught Frank Ocean disease.
frank ocean disease by AggyAF April 27, 2016

Frankhouser 

A bad-ass mutherfucker who is smarter than the best and cooler than the rest.
That guy just figured out cold fusion - in his sleep - he is completely Frankhouser!

That kid just Frankhousered that chick - he's gonna need a restraining order.

James Franco 

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.
We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich 

The most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Will make your heart melt. Gives the best hugs. Is really smexy. You should check out my wattpad @_wdwmarais_ and follow him @jonahmarais on insta twitter and snapchat
Me: Do you know who Jonah Marais is?
Idiot: Who’s Jonah My-rice? (Only limelight’s will get)
Me: Take a seat, friend. This is gonna be a long story about Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich