A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.
Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
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