awkward forking

When a person has the opportunity to enter the spoons position with another person and instead faces the opposite direction.

Katy had the opportunity to spoon with Will, however he had a raging boner! being completely creeped out, she proceeded to awkward forking.

by hoosierwannabe August 30, 2010

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Farfinugen

An inanimate object often associated with the homosexual community.

Straight Male: "Look at that farfinugen!"

Fellow Straight Male: "Yeah that volkswagon beetle is so gay! Lets go back to our frat house and fuck freshman dudes!"

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 13, 2011

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Forfin • Forfing • forking • Fording • foofing • forcing it • foofin' • fortino • farfing • Forcing an owl to jog at noon

Fordinfly

To pee vigorously with great agression and inaccurracy

Dude, just go fordinfly in all over the bed

by Steven December 27, 2004

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forkingology

a meaning used for having sex for atleast 5 hours straight.oral and BOINK!!!!!!!

I had a forkingologynight last night!!

by freakofnature12 March 26, 2010

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forking

When you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso.

"I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy, or even fork him-"

"What is that?"

"Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso."

by VOJAKIS February 6, 2019

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