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Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.
Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.
by Steven-O July 22, 2018
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forced acquaintance

A person whose company you don't particularly enjoy or like, but circumstances force you to interact or spend time with him or her.
Josh isn't my friend, he's a forced acquaintance.
by EdgyHipster69 March 2, 2019
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Forcedsympothyism

When someone makes you feel bad for them by saying lies so that you comfort them.
Person 1: I'm so ugly!
Person 2: No you're not you're way less ugly than me! You're not ugly!
Person 3: Stop talking to them they're just using forcedsympothyism!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019
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Forden

An ancient relic that lies beneath other cars in a scrapyard somewhere in Sweden. Many other cars have been tested to earn the name "Forden" yet no car has accomplished the standards set by Forden.
-Remember Forden? The good old days?
-Yeah man, I miss him and his 70 horsepower.
by Lil G3 (Böyzen) May 6, 2020
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Forced fake laugh

Forced fake laughing is done when a loser doesn't know how to react properly to something because it makes them uncomfortable but they still want to act like they are high energy and extroverted when in reality they are not.
A: You look like a child molester

B: HAHAH Im obvously not and you can tell by the very authintic laughter i had before i started/ stopped talking

A: Why are you making this so unfomfortable now. It made it so much worse for you because now im sure you are a child molester...

Forced fake laugh is so bad
by Rooney.avanches7 June 10, 2022
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tune forked

When a guy farts during sex. The vibrations travel through the penis into the vagina and the woman feels it. Like a tuning fork.
"Haha, yah I tune forked Felecia last night."
by St. Felecia April 12, 2016
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Forked

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"
by camjoo May 31, 2005
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