Former Navy SEAL

If you are one, you can't be wrong. Be sure to capitalize SEAL correctly.

"Of course I'm correct, I'm a former Navy SEAL."

by SealSealer June 19, 2009

Forty-Footer

Typically refers to a woman who may look good from forty feet away, but up close turns out to be quite the conrary.

"She's definitely a forty-footer"

by Caltag February 2, 2004

fooger

A combination of "fucker" and "booger", typically used to describe a person who displays a lapse of judgement or common sense.

"Joey, you fooger! How did you lock your keys in your car?"

by Loogaroo November 5, 2004

Grandma fooler

A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

Friend: Did you get an iPod for Christmas?
You: I got an MP3 player, but it was a Grandma fooler.

by tbirdwhoever November 29, 2009

bum foolery

A homosexual act, usually committed in a somewhat secluded public place like restrooms or a park

James: "where's old Chris tonight?"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"

by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 31, 2005

Foofer

N. "Foofer" A slight fart.

V. "Foofered" The act of foofering.

Oh man, I sure foofer allot!

by roachofdiscord November 30, 2004

former penguin

a dumass who does nothing but flame inteligent linux users who are obviosly smarter than him.

Shut up you stoopid FUD and go back to crashing Windoze you troll.

by Tux OWNZ you June 15, 2003