foco baggins

A stupid person that has no friends and sits in the corner of the room. Also has to be obease and ugly.

Fat Ogly Concrete Organisim
Blind And Gorilla Grape Idiot No Shoes

by MODEM August 23, 2003

Foonergy

Foonergy is the energy found in the feet. Most commonly noticed in those that can't sit still and in dancers.

When your body has to move, it may allocate its energy to one specific area, which causes fidgeting. When the foot is used to expend this energy, it is said to have foonergy.

by NovakAttack September 21, 2009

fooney

The feeling and smell on your face after a nice clean shave.

My dad's face was fooney after he shaved.

After I shaved, I didn't feel fooney. Maybe because I missed a spot.

by nails907 November 4, 2013

Foon

Foon is the name given to a person or animal, who looks slightly retarded and is somewhat clumsy, never graceful and down right funny to watch.
Taken from the cat, Foon, who started the trend.

Bang Clash Clang
"What was that?"
"Don't worry, it was just Foon"

"I just pulled a Foon"

by Spider Kitten December 24, 2007

foon

(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).

The epitome of foon..... you know who you are

by Jeff Fatha June 10, 2005

Facon

Artificial bacon for vegetarians made from corn fed pigs or something.

Consistency of an old school tie when cooked.For best results fry lightly in animal fat ;-)

As Hilary tucked into her facon and egg muffin she explained that fish didn't really count as they dont have fur and yes that proves she was a vegetarian.

by cpRtech July 17, 2007

foonce

The muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
Originated from the ancient Australian family, The Bakers.

I just got my foonce waxed.

by Foonce July 9, 2014