Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.

Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?

by NanTheMemeMan May 7, 2018

King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

by jo carrow June 16, 2016

dusty flaps

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

by "Dusty" Wood February 23, 2008

turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

piss flap

the dangling pink lips of the puss.

Damn girl, you got the biggest piss flaps , you can sit on someones head and they can use you piss flaps for ear muffs.

by Cindydk3 December 30, 2003

shit flap

Perhaps the most entertaining word in the universe. Used in David Firth's short animation "The Child That Smelt Funny".

BUGGER.

SHIT FLAP.

ROGER ME!

BITCH COCK.

-As taken from David Firth's vastly amusing "The Child That Smelt Funny"

by DJ Silly Hat March 4, 2008