FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

by Mr.PutPut September 7, 2018

King Flap

The biggest of all flaps, always says there going to come out and always bails. This is the worst kind of human being.

"Why does jake keep bailing on nights out?"
"Cus jake salmon is king flap"

by jo carrow June 16, 2016

dusty flaps

having ashy elbow skin (the flaky skin on dry elbows)

Ho, you best slap some cocoa butter on those dusty flaps!

by "Dusty" Wood February 23, 2008

turkey flap

you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.

Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder

Jon rode Bob's turkey flap before dawn every day they were in Kauai.

by the dump March 21, 2009

meat flaps

The labia. Beef curtains. Pootie lips.

"This month's centerfold has got the biggest meat flaps I've ever seen!"

by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003

piss flap

the dangling pink lips of the puss.

Damn girl, you got the biggest piss flaps , you can sit on someones head and they can use you piss flaps for ear muffs.

by Cindydk3 December 30, 2003

Coochie Flaps

Having oversized labia that will not be contained by undergarments and thus move freely in a flapping motion.

Dave, your sister's coochie flaps are dragging on the floor and getting all dirty. Doesn't she notice, or is she red facing it again on blackberry brandy?

by JVicious December 18, 2010