When eating out your partner’s ass, s/he shits on your face. The gay men’s version of getting your Red Wings.
When all my straight buddies were sharing stories about getting their red wings, I chimed in with my story of getting my mud flaps!
Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!
Last weekend when I was going hard and heavy eating Ryan’s ass, I suddenly got my mud flaps!
by NOLABeefyGuy September 27, 2017
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by dildonose January 23, 2010
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Get the Giraffe Flaps mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel round the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Don’t pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flaps mug.1: Noun: a euphemism utilised by sexually inactive men to describe the vulval lips.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
2: Noun: a peculiar analogy utilised by one man in Stoke-on-Trent, England when enquiring in a gift shop, selling only cards and wrapping paper, as to whether there were any draft logs hiding in the store cupboard. It later came to light that he sought to buy a draft excluder: 'reality truly is stranger than fiction'.
'Excuse me, pal. Do you sell sausage flaps?' ''Sausage flaps?'' Yeah, you know, draft logs? ''I'm sorry, I'm a little confused: Sausage flaps and draft logs? And these things are what, exactly?'' Come on, pal. You put them at the bottom of your doors to stop the cold. ''Right! No sorry. As you can see, we're a gift shop...; we sell cards and wrapping paper: no sausage flaps here, pal.'' Alright, fella. Merry Christmas'.
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
Women: Sausage Flaps contain erectile tissue which swells when you are stimulated, to form a funnel around the vaginal opening to support an erect bratwurst during penetration. Often neglected, they are sexual organs like any other and can produce lots of pleasure. Men, do not pass them over!
by A Lover's Discourse December 23, 2009
Get the Sausage Flaps mug.A ghetto flap is when ghetto-hood-star girls that are unusually plump wear very tight gangster jeans. This causes their excessive rolls to flop out over the top of their jeans. If there's enough extra meat hanging out, this is known as "Ghetto Flaps." A severe case is known as "Ghetto Sags."
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Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
F.Y.I. :
Ghetto Flaps may be very attractive to those who like these kind of girls, and may be rather fun to play with.
1.) YO DAMN! MAMI GOT FINE ASSS GHETTO FLAPS!!!
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
2.) That bitch got ugly ass ghetto flaps. Those motha fuckas be saggin down to here knees...
by Dwayne Delaney February 12, 2010
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