Flatlings

Large, saggy, flat breasts

"Jesus Christ! Did you see the flatlings on that lady?

by Scummy Smith December 10, 2009

flanning

just doing doing nothing, or just hanging out.

Josh is just flanning up in the gunners hatch.

by dramabeats71 October 23, 2011

Flaughing

When you are so mad you laugh.

Every time I see Maddi I start flaughing.

by Gurtrude Floppinus November 27, 2013

fandling

Fondling a ballsack using a fanning motion

Bro, she been doin some fandling in a back alley. Kinky shit.

by Okamiden15 March 18, 2015

fingling

This is a combination of finagling and nitpicking, whereby focusing on an overwhelming number of details one is able to gain some kind of advantage. This is common in games where there are many options from which to choose and the correct combination can result in a minor advantage, but doing so takes an inordinate amount of time and diminishes the participation of everyone else invovled.

Quit fingling over the modifiers and just take an action!

by Linguophage June 12, 2016

Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.

Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.

by [ ] May 12, 2017

flanking

1) closely coming up behind someone
2) screwing someone from behind

Girlfriend) I got kinda scared during my morning jog through the park trails today. I wish you had been there.
Boyfriend) Oh yeah? You jog there by yourself everyday. What happened today that was so scary?
Girlfriend) There was some weirdo jogging that I've never seen before and he was totally flanking me!
Boyfriend ) Well, next time mace his ass if he gets that close to you!

Def#2}

Guy 1} My girlfriend keeps complaining that her ass is getting big. I've told her it looks great but she doesn't believe me. What do I do?
Guy 2) Man, sounds like she just needs a good flanking!

Guy 1) Good idea! Maybe then she'll get the point that I really do like her behind, from behind. lol

by Get Back Jack February 12, 2018