crack flapper shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

The kind of shit that seems to create it's own weather system. While taking a shit, your butt cheeks feel like they are flapping in the wind when the shit comes out.

"Did you hear the big crack flapper shit I just had?"

"Yes, it sounded like you were ready for take off!"

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010

Fuck Flappers

Vagina lips that clap.

When a woman squats on the prairie to urinate while the wind blows her fuck flappers and it sounds like she's being applauded.

by REA July 26, 2012

Chicken Frappe

when at mc donalds, you ask for a frappe but they think you have said "wrap"

>"hello my name is Zahid, can i take your order please?"

"Can i have a Frappe Please"

>Chicken Wrap?!!

"no a frappe"

>"Chicken Frappe? ...we dont do this sir"

by n12345n May 15, 2013

titty flappers

When u so fat ur Tittys flapping like dumbos ears

U seen him yeah he's a lardass he's got titty flappers

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Car Fapper

A person who's addiction to cars is so intense they start to feel sexual needs for that motorized vehicle. Therefore starting to fap to it.

The person next to me seems to be a car fapper he keeps pulling up car photos and making weird noises.

by lolomont December 19, 2017

Flapper

A word to describe a woman's vagina based on an abnormal amount of extra skin that will fold in on itself when trying to insert your penis. Also used to describe a woman's used up vagina when she is outside naked on a windy day.

No bro. Don't fuck her. She's got a flapper. She's flying a flag down there that's had its fair share of salutes.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 1, 2016

Fapped out

When a man has masturbated all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can't busy anymore nuts.

"I was fapped out by the time I busted my 9th nut."

by James DeLarge May 14, 2014