plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.

A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.

by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011

10 print "farts"

LGR's fav BASIC program, infinitely prints "farts"

10 print "farts"
20 goto 10

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

vaginal farts

A sudden burst of air emitted via vaginal area due to excess internal pressure. Usually created via the male penis thrusting in and our of a vagina or other object inserted.

During intense love making, my female partner, blew a series vaginal farts...not unlike a balloon being filled with air and let go.

by VaginalVal August 19, 2018

Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Beefy Farts

A very distinct gastrointestinal discharge of air/gas of different content, methane is one of the prime constituents. Typical odour is created or manifested from consumption of certain foods such as broccoli, beef, and cabbage, cheese, as well as certain beers. While the processes involved in the digestion of such foods...and...the odour produced is not well studied, the odour is commonly recognized by the average citizen and acknowledged as a "beefy fart" by "slacker" types of the youth demographic in the majority and many others.

Damn, he must've had beef and cheese sticks with beer last night, those beefy farts were horrendous.
Fart, breaking wind, gas, assgass, blowing ass

by Jeffrey W. M. January 31, 2006

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

Firesafed

Whilst smoking a Fire Safe Cigarette, you fail to drag often enough and it extinguishes, often resulting in anger.

"Dang, I just got firesafed by my Marb Mild!"

by Schmitty_ June 7, 2009