The Finch Dilemma

Complaining about a situation without wanting to take action to get out of said situation.

Finch: bro andrew is so annoying, he's the worst friend ever
tyler: then unfriend him?
Finch: no.
tyler: ur in The Finch Dilemma

by deadbunniegf May 22, 2022

Finch

The most amazing person ever

I love Finch so much and she is the best girlfriend someone could ask for

by hehehehheheehehheheheheheheheh April 23, 2021

finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

Ricki Finch

A really scary guy who wobbles a lot. Mocked by a few people but once you get to know him, he is not so bad. He can sometimes get work done late and can sense a lie from a mile away.

Ricki Finch wobbled away

by Lisksjuej January 28, 2018

Finch

Finch is likely to either be the name of a person or a bird, but either way both have slammed headfirst into windows before.

"holy shit ! did you see finch slam into the window? dumbass."

by Angleknee November 24, 2021

mr finch

a very fat man. Commonly knows as a pregnant man. Can also be a bird when angry.

Shit. Look at that bird he must be mr finch in his bird form

by Yiiiiiiikes 40- December 20, 2017

to finch (vb.)

to be a professional teacher and cock slap another teacher while haveng sex on the job.

he finished with her then finched her across the cheek . to finch (vb.)

by Jung - Spaniard March 5, 2009