FILCO

A female with a countenance (face) that is deemed worthy to have masturbatory fluids doused on said countenance. A Face I'd Like to Cum On.

Pervert 1: I say brethren, her face looks like a cupcake in need of frosting.
Pervert 2: You need not worry my friend, I think I can be of service; she's got a FILCO.

by rochristeph2 September 10, 2009

felchee

one who has another suck their partner's semen out of their ass or vagina.

I bet Greg is the felcher, and not the felchee.

by teena March 2, 2005

reverse felching

After your nasty slut orgasms so hard that she squirts, you lick up the puddle and spit it back into her oozing clam.

My girlfriend loves when I give her a reverse felching as she is never lubed enough for me after she orgasms.

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

Felched

V. To fuck someone or partner in the ass or vagina and then suck it out of the asshole or vagina. (preferibly done with a straw)

Fred felched the King of Burger King with a BK PIPE straw, thats y the King of Buger King's face looks like that

by Pedro69201 June 23, 2009

Filho da puta

son of a
bitch

Vá embora seu filho da puta.
Go away your son of a bitch.

by Belzinha February 25, 2004

FelchBomb

When one partner Felches semen out of the others vagina or anus, and the felchee queefs or farts out of said hole. This results in the semen exploding out on the felchers face.

Carl had a scowl on his jizz covered face after Josh gave him a felchbomb

by DeezerPleaser June 15, 2010

pure filth

Think of the best thing anyone has ever done, then times that by ten and that is your definition.

"aww mate that was pure filth"

by W0RD PLAY June 1, 2018