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Platypus Fuck Fest

When a group of men dress up as platypus and live with platypus long enough to seduce the female platyus so they can get some of the sweet platypussy
"Hey man we should start up the Platypus Fuck Fest this weekend."
"Tottaly, I'll gather up the guys and hopefully it doesn't take long for us to get some of that sweet luscious platypus pussy."
by ThisNameIsMadeSoICanSubmitThis September 19, 2016
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Alabama Cletus Fest

The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?

Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018
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fest

The best suffix for anything that is extreme.
Deathfest, ragefest, suckfest, sexfest, gayfest, idiotfest, assholefest, fuckmefest. You get the point.
by Hizzo April 16, 2004
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Download Festival

The best heavy metal festival in the world held every year at Donnington Park in Derby, UK. I has had all the worlds best bands play there, such as Metallica, Tool, Strapping Young Lad, Slayer, Hatebreed and so many more I can't name them all.

The Monsters of Rock Festival is also held at Donnington Park.
Mr X - "Did you see fucking Slayer at Download Festival this year?"

Mr T - "Hell yeah foo'!!"
by Download 07 Man June 8, 2007
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fart fest

A bi-yearly celebration of farting. Participants eat dried apricots and count how many time they fart. Each year is accompanied by a slogan. Example - Fart Fest 2005 - "Our Cheeks Are Sealed" Quite a special festival.
"It's time for fart fest already?"
by ethelegg February 18, 2005
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East Side Taco Festival

A large taco enthusiasm event that takes place on the east side of San Jose and is, therefore, probably a thinly veiled front for prostitution.
Man, I scored the best taco at the East Side Taco Festival and had a major meat-gasm, if you know what I mean.
by DotV September 8, 2011
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Fertilizing the Patch

When you take your dip out when your having sex with her and sprinkle it on her pubes
I heard Kevin tried the "Fertilizing the Patch" last night but the chick was an apple.
by minpion September 27, 2010
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