Tickle her fancy

To sexually pleasure a woman by means of vaginal stimulation with the fingers; to finger

My girlfriend gets poon juice all over my hand whenever I tickle her fancy.

by lightspeed January 3, 2013

Fancy Shmancy

Adjective. Describes an extraordinarily fancy thing, event, or person that your jealousy causes you to play down.
a) beyond your social class and/or tax bracket
b) you failed to get the invite
c) you never heard of becuase you are "out of the loop"

* Sometimes accompanied by hand-on-hip

"Get a load of Miss fancy shmancy flaunting her Movados and her Escalade!"

"I ate alone last night because my jerk friends all went to that fancy shmancy party uptown."

by Big Joe K October 27, 2006

bum fencing

An expression used to describe the act of 'sword play' by means of a dildo, inserted into a persons anus. The act of fencing is carried out on all fours, bum to bum, until the losing opponent "lets go" of their weapon.

nothing on TV tonight love - u fancy a round of bum fencing ?

by jobloggs May 9, 2012

straddle the fence

To be on both sides, flip flop

"Taylor, before the camreas and media came, Laura was on my side, but when the going got tough, she got to running..."
Oh, she's straddling the fence huh?
"Yes, she LOVES to straddle the fence."

by HoodBot01 July 24, 2014

fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

Fence Vole

slang term for paedophile

your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults

by clarkycat September 9, 2009

Fancy Cranker

A handjob from a girl from high society. Also the girl who gives said HJ can be a Fancy Cranker.

I got a fancy cranker from the Jergens' heiress.

by SaschiusSlay July 20, 2010