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Ground-felt

To get grinded upon and felt up at the same time. It has to happen on the ground and the ground has to be made of felt.
"Meg was startled when she was ground-felt repeatedly at her Christmas party."
by Danuzi August 20, 2013
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Squirrel Feather

A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
There goes squirrel feather saving the plant one light fixture at a time....what a little idiot!
by Mick267 January 16, 2020
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hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.
1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."
by Joe Bone April 12, 2005
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ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex
by billy March 15, 2004
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Feather-Leathers

Feather-Leathers is the name given to the people who are a part of the trustafarian peacock movement. Mostly they perpetuate and flock to the breakbeat scene of the West Coast, and are extremely image conscious and full of themselves.
The breakbeat party was full of Feather-Leathers
by Eric Spoonville October 16, 2007
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Felt-tip

A condition caused by errant pubic hairs, caught in a mans underpants, becoming stuck to the tip of his penis.
Bee: "So, did you go down on him?"

Charl: "Well, almost. But when he dropped his draws, I noticed he had major felt-tip. I was out of there in seconds!"
by Paul William Kemp September 7, 2009
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featherwood

white supremicist female or another supremicist's female. a female who associates with these groups, such as The Aryan Brotherhood, or females who will do things for other ABs while they are down. Thats just what i think. Just wondering...
So, what exactly makes you a featherwood? My fiance is an AB and I hang around his friends and they help me out and look out on me and the kids, while he's gone. Does that make me a featherwood because I have the same beliefs they do and associate with them?
by lovemyBigABDaddy July 6, 2010
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