felch diva

A female that enjoys felching and exhibits a diva-like attitude.

Tabatha, you've been felching all day long and your such a bitch. You're such a felch diva.

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 4, 2004

felcher

Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.

After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!

by Keli Marie December 28, 2005

Felcher

When a gay man first ejaculates in his partner's ass,then sucks out his own cum

Those two fags are felcher's for sure

by DickMc73 September 28, 2008

Felcher

Someone who ejaculates in a womens rectum or buttocks crack and then, so aroused by semen, but not wanting to admit a allure presented by other males, sucks his own semen up thru a straw.

Brooks W. often cleveland steamers M.M, and then likes his own Spiked Milk out of her crack. She then does a simmilar act to him.

by M from the peg February 1, 2005

Felching Party

A party --- all male, all female, or co-ed --- where everyone draws straws to determine each person's role. A person is selected by straws to be entered vaginally (female) or anally (male or female) by a train of dudes who each leave a deposit of their man-seed in them. One "lucky" person, determined by straw drawing, takes his or her straw and inserts it, after all deposits are made, and sucks out the gooey mess left inside.

John: Hey, Linda, we missed you at the Felching Party last night. It was a blast!

Linda: I know! I heard Rod Stewart was there and had indigestion from drinking all the baby-batter that was blown into Nicky.

by SL_808 March 27, 2013

COLOSTOMY FELCHING

Felching, but throgh a colostomy

Sarah's husband was not overly fond of colostomy felching her when her bag was full.

by Captain Keeser December 20, 2002

Felch bang

After sucking the spunk out of a gay man's brownflower, his companion proceeds to fist his ass fiercely until he faints or explodes.

"oh Todd i love when you felch bang me"

by Bon Juckley March 10, 2008