felchulance

(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.

Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!

by Austin Pealy February 16, 2014

felchacide

The act of poisoning someone by placing a toxic capsule in ones orifice, usually rectum, and then having a lover ejaculate into that orifice followed by felching out and swallowing the ejaculate with the desolving poison capsule.

Hugh was so angry at Damien's infidelity, he committed felchacide in revenge and now faces some serious time in the ass slammer.

by Jimmy Dink February 19, 2017

Felchie

A photograph taken of oneself whilst performing the act of felching
Originates from the everpopular selfie

Brett: "Wow, that was great! I'm going to go rinse off. Want to join me?"
Carl : "Yup...... But first, lemme take a felchie"

by The Branford Badger Snatcher March 9, 2018

Fetch kitty

An ginger cat that bullies autistics children and steals their chicken nuggets.

That fat fuck is a fetch kitty and stole my nuggies

by Sarabando August 25, 2022

friendly felcher

is when you cum in someones ass and you have a friend suck it out with or without a straw

Hey jeff could you stop by the house today and give my wife a friendly felcher

by bob todler October 3, 2009

fetchid

disgusting, degrading, pathetique. chest deep in a dead, bloated, cow

Jeff lived a fetchid existence

by Long John Silver September 15, 2004

fechew

Everything or anything that one is indifferent about.

Synonyms: I don't give a F**k

(Tom)" hey Jon want to go to the movies?"
(Jon)" fechew"

by ishouldbedoinghomework March 9, 2009