feeding the ponies

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question

Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

franz ferdinand

An awesome Scottish band with men who wear tight pants...they rock

"That guy over there, he looks so Franz Ferdinand!"

by ferrisbuellerismyhero March 5, 2005

feddies

N. Cash. As in "federal-ies"

Yo Ezekiel, You got those feddies you owe me?

by Chris May 28, 2003

fedding

Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.

You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)

by frezley December 16, 2011

Feeding Clint Eastwood

a term used to tell someone they have dropped something they are eating onto their shirt. This originated in 2007 when Gabriel Grimm dropped a morsel of teriyaki upon his shirt which depicted the face of clint eastwood. whereupon Lida exclaimed "geez Gabes what are you doing? Feeding clint eastwood?"

Dude1: *slurps ramen*
Dude2: "dude you feeding clint eastwood again"
Dude1: "thanks man that's a prime piece of noodlage *picks noodle off his shirt and eats it*

by GabrielGrimm December 6, 2009

feeding the ducks

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

by RandomDude July 1, 2003