fartic

A person who constantly farts and opens fire from their ass

Hey mark how are you honey
Mark: good, ( lets out two large from his asshole)
Omg mark you're always lettin em go you're such a fartic

by Fartic December 12, 2017

farmish

When you buy 2 1/2 acres in a place like Polk City Fl that isn’t yet a farm. You start a garden you have say three cats, a cockatiel and red wriggler composting worms, eventually you want to get chickens and other farm animals but, you have a lot of work to do on your property first.

Honey what should we call our property? How about “The Farmish”.

by Bearded Spruce January 9, 2018

Formica

The best boyfriend ever to exist, sweet, kind, caring, and cute (also a counter top company)

Christian Formica is the loooove of my life

by Unknown123456789jhsgzs October 30, 2019

Picture Farming

Verb: The act in which a Man, or Women collects picture of the opposite sex in little to no clothing and shows them to his or her friends

Man#1: Hey bro, look at these pictures i got from this chick.

Man#2: Those are sick.

Man#1: yea and this girl!

Man#2: That's some thugin Picture Farming

by Garey Busy February 10, 2009

Meat Farming

verb, the act of being a complete hoss in the gym in order to get bigger then every one else

yea, ill go after I am done meat farming at the gym

by barbell20 June 17, 2010

alt farming

when someone makes a lot of alt accounts in a short period of time in order for the account to be the same age.

dude, you god banned from the discord again
oh dont worry man, i went alt farming like a month ago

by pipeman88 June 19, 2020

Formicrophilia

The fetish of having small insects crawling over your genitals

dude i want to try Formicrophilia. Can i borrow your ant farm?

by INNERBRUMAK July 26, 2009