to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

failasian

Any Asian who doesn't get straight A's, study 24/7, or fulfill their parent's expectations of Ivy League success.

White Person: Hey help me on my history essay ya?

Asian Person: Not doing it. Gonna mindlessly strum on my guitar and watch Jersey Shore. I'm a failasian.

by SantaAnaCommunityCats December 2, 2010

fagisaurus-rex

The king of the dinosaurs in the present day in the form of the biggest fag of all!

Look at that fagisaurus-rex, he treats his girlfriend like shit!

by Otos November 13, 2009

Faisal

He’s that type of guy who would like to play challenges with you and see who would win but when it comes to you he would play you very dirty like maybe taking you for granted and will use you to make his big ass forehead ex that looks like an alien creature that will make you want to throw up by seeing her ugly ass cow face, and he would lie to you many times! But he’s such a bad liar like he’s not good at lying nor even hiding the truth, and could literally just blame you for everything and will say that it’s your fault for hurting him or putting him through pains when he was the one who did that to you mostly!!, and he couldn’t speak up his straight up facts to you cause he will make his mind till the day we die cause you’ll never know what’s gonna happen between you and him soon and later! But…his shit head ex is a goddamn ugly looking duck face cause she’s such a dramatic bitch that won’t shut her mouth for saying some nonsense bullshit things.

Faisal is a liar and can’t even be honest with you, cause he loves to play games with you.

by SuPeR_mOdEl_shut_upppp August 31, 2021

JINZOU FIRE FAIBA WAIPA

A chant by a certain Fairy Vtuber that summons her cult. Said cult reports to be incapable of unhearing it once heard.

I can't listen to Diamond City Lights without hearing JINZOU FIRE FAIBA WAIPA

by Ai Risu October 20, 2021

failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!

The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

FAFSA

(Fuck-Ass-Fuck-Shit-Ass)
A combination swear used when the joining of a high number of profanities seems suitable; such as when filling out financial aid forms. Can be said as 'FAFSA' or the entire combo.

Oh FAFSA! I don't have a damn clue what my gross income is!

by Shadow9 February 1, 2007