Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

FaceMucked

v. The act of leaving ones facebook alone and unattended around drunk, creative young adults with nothing better to do than fuck with each other. The consequences can be devastating. Changed names, relationship statuses and your grandmas photos fro her trip to the bahamas are all free game. One can only untag, apologize, explain to your aunt why you "liked" anal sex and move on. Turn facebook into fun with Facemucked.

Shit i left my facebook open and i got FaceMucked!!!!!

by BGTheFaceMucker March 22, 2011

facemining

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

by MooseEyes March 16, 2009

Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.

Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"

by HolmesCT March 15, 2010

FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born

(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!

by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011

Feem seme

The fluids released from a female during sex and or masturbation. shortened term for female semen. also known as lady cum or vag blasts

My girlfriend was wearing her miniskirt while riding on the back of my motorcycle, next thing ya know Feem seme was leaking everywhere.

by brewthaman November 2, 2011

feemee

A person that is beneficial to have as an acquaintance, friend or family due to their tendencies to be beneficial. A feemee can be beneficial financially, emotionally, spiritually, sexually, and or physically.

My new girl cooks without me asking and shes always looking to make sure im good, shes a feemee for sure.

by Spazysmalls February 28, 2022