fauker

slang for 'fucker' use in place of the word fucker

matt, you fauker

by chance the great August 23, 2003

Crap-Fucker

When you are so aggravated that you cannot generate a proper swear word/phrase to express your deep annoyance and simply yell a random combination of curse words that do not have any cohesive meaning when said in conjunction.

"SABRINAAAA!! WTF stop moving my things, I'm going to smack you in the face you CRAP-FUCKERRR!!!!!"

by lkvjeiwegmpweg! December 19, 2008

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch!

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.

If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

by 2ballbitch January 14, 2022

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker

Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

couch fucker

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

by diksenormous May 26, 2006

fucker

CHEATER. Especially those that abuse their authority. As in fucker (suggests extreme). Low life, un-trustworthy idiot.

The Government in Alberta is over-run with fuckers. Phoney fuckers that lie, cheat, and steal. Fuckers that violate the Law and Charter Of Rights versus the average Canadian Citizen.

by White Knight. April 5, 2009