Faces

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

by crudmonkey October 29, 2020

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021

musical faces

Like musical chairs, except when the music stops, instead of battling it out to be the first to sit on a chair, competitors must sit on someone's face.

"Dude, you shoulda been at the sex party, we played a sick game of musical faces. Stevie got some 24 carat gold ass sitting' on his face!"

by Bonuspointsformonreal January 18, 2016

faceist

a person who judges another potential mate/f*ck buddy/life partner on how good their face looks, and not on their personality

hey man, I was trying it on with x last night, but I didn't have a chance, she is a total faceist

by The Bollox August 3, 2007

FaceShit

When you add a comment on someone's FaceBook wall and turn an innocuous, happy thread into a diatribe of negativity.

"Can't wait to go see Bruce Springsteen tonight!"

Response: "Me too, he's awesome!"
Response: "Not a fan. But have fun!"
Response: Springsteen is an F'ing communist/socialist bastard who should keep his ugly ass out of politcs!!"

Ugh, FaceShit.

by FaceWriter March 26, 2010

faceshot

A line of cocaine.

Is it time for a shot of whiskey or a faceshot?

by Nozer June 10, 2009

Facees

The collective contents discharged while vomiting. Often used in terms of describing a single remaining byproduct or multiple remnants.

Jeff got carsick and left some facees in the back seat of Sarah's car.

by JKP13 April 14, 2009