Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

funnty

when you’re not funny at all

(the t stands for terrible)

Me: you’re so funnty

Jackson: I’m assuming that’s a compliment because I have zero flaws
Me: nope!

by goffycoffee123 May 20, 2020

funktacular

funktacular is a word used to describe events or material goods which are either retro or good, or perhaps even a little bit of both. Can be used similarly to groovy, and when used with a negative tone can also be used to indicate that something is funky in a negative way.

That jazz club was funktacular, i had a great time.

Good lord man, your shower is funktacular, you should really get a new one.

by MrDanger January 11, 2005

functivate

A cross between function and activate.

I didn't get much sleep last night, my brain isn't going to functivate today.

by Petra & Jess July 24, 2008

funitch

funitch is short for fat cunt bitch
it basically sums up a specific genre of person

She is such a funitch for starting all this baby mama drama.

by nakedcube April 14, 2008

funnel-fuck

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"

Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.

by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008

funktagion

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

by MellyInMay September 14, 2011