Fucktard 

A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances.

Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!

Fucktard by Andi March 2, 2005

Fucktard 

A grammatical note: fucktard is what is called a blend. There are many entries calling this a contraction. However, it is in fact a blend.

Other blends:

smoke + fog = smog
motor + hotel = motel
fuck + retard = fucktard

Fucktard by The Swank Linguist May 26, 2007

Alpha Fucktard 

Who who is the most mentally backwards of his fellows and mates with farm animals.

Here we see the alpha fucktard leading his fellow fucktards in an effort to molest a hapless sheep.

Alpha Fucktard by You really don't wanna know about me June 30, 2003

fucktard 

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

fucktard by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007

fucktardess 

Female fucktard.

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.

fucktardess by Crakso July 14, 2010

Fucktard 

In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.

"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."

Fucktard by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009

fucktard 

Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date.

Most catholic girls are fucktards.

fucktard by Alfie The Horndog July 14, 2005