American Family Association

(n.) an allegedly non-profit ultra-conservative organization that advocates criminalizing homosexuality and lobbies against hate-crime legislature and same-sex marriage. The AFA has, at times, advocated gay-bashing and aheres to and publicizes the belief that all non-Christians are in league with Satan. The AFA (as it is known) owns over 180 radio stations and airs its message of intolerance and hatred through these venues. AFA members rationalize their views on homosexuality by claiming Hitler was gay (tell that to all the homosexuals who died in concentration camps)and to raise children in a Jewish household is to introduce them to a criminal way of life. The AFA submits that all AIDS patients should be quarentined.The AFA once called for a boycott of Ford Motors because Ford had offered benefits to the partners of their lesbian and gay employees. The Southern Poverty Law Center has investigated the AFA as a hate group and notes that it is "primarily an anti-gay organization."

Diane Gramely is a hate monger and spokesperson for the American Family Association of Pennsylvania.

by Blenderhead1991 May 14, 2009

Fat Family

Fat Family is a series of old home-made movies originally created in 2000, that were meant to be like common television shows, it stars Grandpa, Jake, Beth and Matt.

Fat Family is so named for two reasons:
1. Grandpa, Jake, Beth and Matt, are all very fat.
2. Also Grandpa, Jake, Beth and Matt all have the same last name witch is "Fat."

by Greg, Tommis January 4, 2009

Family Man

A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.

"Go home and be a family man."
--Guile, standing over the broken body of his previous opponent.

by imtheonlysane1here November 1, 2010

family values

An abstract concept that is often made reference to by fundementalist fuckmuppets as a way to condemn working mothers, gay people, single parents, sex education, and anything else that wasn't on "Leave In To Beaver".

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 9, 2003

family apathy

Lack of interest in or concern about family members/matters.

Usually a temporary state of mind following prolonged or strained contact with them (e.g. Christmas, holidays).

Put simply, you can't be arsed to contact, visit or spend any time with them - they do your head in.

Bf: You gonna call your 'rents? You've not spoken to them in a while...
Me: Nah, since Xmas I'm suffering family apathy.

by Jackthecat March 28, 2012

Feed The Family

Putting in work on the basketball court to earn money that you can use to purchase food for your family, thus feeding them

"Alex Owens is really good at feeding the family"
"Shoutout to FTF man, feed the family man, that's 1000 man"
"Doe, Antonio Blakeney straight dropped 50 on dem fools, but still, Alex Owens is the one feeding the family"

by alexowens January 15, 2015

this is a family show... or is it

the term coined by hazza at a one direction concert when asked to take off his shirt

in 2020 we have the fine line vinyl cover where it is defiantly not a family show

FANS- take your shirt off

HARRY- you need to calm down this is a family show... or is it ???

by larrystylinson is real123 January 24, 2021