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follow fashion monkey

(n) a person who physically / mentally changes themselves in order to adapt to trends in society. (we all know a few of these people, if not more)
i started these brown shoes and my friend went out and bought the same ones. hes a follow fashion monkey.

"dont be no follow fashion monkey!" - Bunny Wailer
by santiago zampano March 2, 2010
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Follow-up Nut

After a guy blows his load; either solo or in the company of a tight pussy, and then blows another in succession.

The nut is only considered a follow-up nut, if two key pieces of criteria are met:

1.) The nut must be blown in the same session as the previous.

2.) The refractory period must not exceed 10 minutes in length, before the successive nut is ejaculated: “t > 10 = FUN”.

Should all criteria not be met (i.e. the refractory period exceeds 10 minutes in length; or the successive nut is blown in a future session, the nut is not to be considered a follow-up nut but instead falls into the classification of “The law of iterative nut busting”).
Dude, last night I blew a fat load in my wifes pussy and the pussy was so good that she squeezed out a follow-up nut which completely drained my sack!

After last night, I have been shooting blanks.
by Chumplemonks June 22, 2021
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FOLLICALLY-CHALLENGED

bald; variant spelling and pronunciation of "follicularly challenged," only this spelling and pronunciation looks and sounds better.
The follically-challenged look on today's men is quite widespread, and aesthetically appealing to the fairer sex.
by weave August 22, 2003
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Follow-up Jiggle

The follow-up jiggle is a part of the process of male urination, usually in toilet paper-less setting, such as at a urinal, during which the male shakes all drops of urine from his penis, so as to not let them fall into his pants.
Chaz: "Bro, you've got some yellow stains on them white pants of yours. You been forgetting to do the follow-up jiggle?"

Hank: "Nah, brotha... I've been doing to follow-up jiggle. You know what they say... 'No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the final three drops will fall in your pants.'"
by Jimboo424242 October 17, 2011
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Follow-upper

Someone that tries to date a girl after you have dumped her.
That follow-upper can have my crusty leavings for all I care.
by Ghostington February 17, 2014
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You Follow?

Slang word used In conversation for when you are talking and the other Is not listening to a single word you are saying while your telling a epic story. This can also be used when talking within a group of people who are not listening to your story and you need to get there full attention to focus on the story.

This type of talk is usually used by someone who has good stories that everyone respects. Using You Follow? will result in more people listening you and respecting you and following your conversation and even using the line when your not around. It has become very catchy within the urban community.
What a glorious night. You know, That guy in the Picnic Table Shirt will never get a good looking girl in this club. You Follow?
by GTGnation February 9, 2018
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Flolop

To Flolop.
The clapping noise made by a flappy minge on vigerous vertical movement.
"My mum flolops when she runs."

"I can hear lots of floloping from the exercise room at the old folks home."
by Blondey February 7, 2007
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