fig newton

A wierd sexual fetish were someone shits into a condom and the slaps it across the other participants face, causing the condom to break and covering there face with shit

"too bad for you, you lost the bet, so i'll go get the laxitive"

by XXCrowZXX April 13, 2004

Fig sign

A good way to start a fight in Canada. which can be the equivilant to the middle finger .

Fig sign

by SmokestakkkSeymour February 8, 2019

fig pucker

The face made when a sour fig is eaten; one who resembles such a face.

That guy's a real fig pucker.

by Mr. Ray September 23, 2008

fig nuts

The only term I have heard but was not defined on this website.

Go suck a fatty fig nuts!

by He who smacks bitches September 28, 2006

Fig head

Stupid person that dont care when they say do dumb things

Shut up you fig head

by Allyoh123 October 13, 2015

fuzzy fig

another word for a vagina, like fuzz (hair) around a fig newton

"Yeah dude she pulled down her pants and it looked like a fuzzy fig"

by Dan Fig June 23, 2007

Fig

A insult describing one who lives in the USA but is Canadian born. He often replenishes his stolen lunch money by means of fraud. He is then ridiculed by his peers so much that it forces him to move back to Canada.

LOL u got figged bad buddy, now ur poor as fuck~!

by ger November 22, 2004