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Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.
The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.
by kidmash September 29, 2010
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Undying Fidelity

"Undying Fidelity" was one of the last words/phrases told by Loki to his brother Thor in the Avengers: Infinity War movie in May 2018.

It was also used by Loki's fans and Tom Hiddleston stans to create a movement in Twitter to show the Russo Brothers their love for the said character.
I will forever cherish your undying fidelity for that man.

The hashtag, #UndyingFidelity, was used by some Twitter users to show their love for their favorite character.
by undyingfidelis August 2, 2018
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Fiddle

Verb- To play with, used in conjunction with sexual pleasure and pleasing.
I fiddled your mother's privates. She moaned like a wilderbeast.
by Paul February 28, 2004
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Fidel

A BOY who is very cute. Gets girls all the time. Likes to cuss alot. Gets made fast. Is rich.
Fidel is very cute!
by 2356733i8 October 3, 2017
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fiddly oblivious

When your personality and or behavior is so gullible or oblivious that someone can make up an adjective like fiddly and you'll believe it actually exists.

Derived from the word fiddle because whoever came up with that was clearly too oblivious to realize the word violin already existed.
Person 1: Who's Brittney Spears?
Person 2: The cavewoman married to the caveman in the Geico commercials.
Person 1: Really? I thought she wrote music?
Person 2:.......You're fiddly oblivious
Person 1: Yeah.... Wait that means imaginative right?
Person 2: *facepalm* Look it up in the dictionary
Person 1: It's not there....
by camellia April 29, 2013
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biddy fiddler

a person who fantasises about elderly people in a sexual manner
dave fancies 70 year old janice, therefore he is a biddy fiddler
by nic the greek December 13, 2008
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kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.
My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.
by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008
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