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Emilia Fart

Did you see that crazy bitch twerking at the mall the other day? Yeah man that was so Emilia Fart.
by Jax1359 February 14, 2018
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Show me how those big tits fart!!!

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!
by BillyBobReeferDude420 June 24, 2019
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suicide fart

To me a suicide fart is the big giant fart you accidentally let out right before you sit down on the toilet, knowing that you have to sit down and put your nose right in the nucleus of the stench. This happens just after you pull down your pants, and right before you sit down, usually when you are frantically trying to line the toilet seat, and you are contemplating sitting on the toilet bare assed because you're about to crap on the floor. Trapped there on the toilet with your pants around your ankles there is nowhere to go and it smells so bad you almost die.
Damn dude, I couldn't get the string untied on my sweat pants and I almost shit my pants and right as I was sitting down I bombed myself with an egg suicide fart
by Markomighty May 12, 2014
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Fartmobile

A car having some engine problem and always backfiring or suddenly stopping during driving making fart sounds.
Lately my car is giving me problems,always stopping during driving. i think i got a Fartmobile on my hand.
by Lorddigital January 31, 2009
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Fartsnee

when you sneeze and accidentally fart out loud at the same time.
Oh shit she did not just Fartsnee in public! So nasty!

Oh my Gosh he must have a loose ass because he just Fartsnee. Can't he control his asshole? Yuck.
by Deecee80 May 4, 2015
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Fart poop

The most devastating and offensive insult you can possibly say to someone. Only usable for worst case scenarios
Random person: *Fucks my girlfriend*
Me to person: You’re a freaking fart poop!
Random person: *Catches on fire and slowly burns to a painful death*
by James Charles the 3rd December 2, 2020
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chattin fart

to talk a load of hot air, garbage etc
idiot 1: "I'm the boy blud...me aint no wasteman"

idiot 2: "yeh whatever, your chattin fart mate"
by mingemuncher July 4, 2009
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