A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.
by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004
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Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear
William Shakespear
by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009
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