Electoral Picking

The post-hoc rationalization where the loser of an election selectively highlights certain aspects of the electoral process (e.g., turnout in friendly districts, specific voting machine issues) to delegitimize the overall result, while accepting the same process's validity in races they won. It's a form of sore-loserism that treats the electoral system as sacred when it anoints you, and corrupt when it doesn't.

Example: A candidate wins the governor's race but loses the presidential race in the same state on the same ballots. They celebrate the governor's win as a "clean, fair victory" but declare the presidential loss "fraudulent due to irregularities in Metro County." This Electoral Picking accepts or rejects the system's legitimacy based solely on personal outcome.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Erectogenesis

A kink centered around arousal from the process of a penis growing or becoming erect. The focus is on the act of growth itself, not necessarily the final size. For some, this includes realistic depictions of getting hard, while for others it expands (literally) into fictional or animated scenarios where the erection continues growing beyond natural limits in a controlled or sensual way. Often overlaps with transformation or inflation fantasies, but centers specifically on the phallic expansion.

“His kink wasn’t just erections—it was the whole process. Turns out it’s called Erectogenesis.”

by Blue_Baby223 April 30, 2025

Erect9r

A guy who has extreme diabetes. Pronounced erector nine

Man: I saw that Erect9r at the mall tomorrow.

penile boy: Lorenzo odea pacheco, Simon Orion page bethel

by yeagGuyC July 15, 2025

Closeted Erectosexual

When you get a massive amount of dog mud on your frontal and eternal.

Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.

by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018

Post Electoral Clarity

A sudden friendlier atmosphere in political debates after the results of an election. More prevelant in countries with a multi-party system, where politicians have to cooperate to create government-coalitions.

Person 1: "Yeah I regret some stuff I said about Party 1 before the election, I'm happy they get along with my favourite Party 2."
Person 2: "I feel the same way man! I'm glad that i'm not the only one experiencing Post Electoral Clarity!"

by Leones1234 July 12, 2024

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood

The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction

by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

Crony Electoralism

A political theory in practice: the reduction of democracy to elections alone, while ignoring everything else—participation, accountability, rule of law, civil society, economic justice. When elections become the sole measure of democracy, oligarchs can win cleanly and call themselves democratic, even as they dismantle the institutions that make democracy meaningful. Crony electoralism is the ideology that legitimizes crony democracy: as long as there is a vote, critics are told, the system is democratic, and any deeper critique is dismissed as anti-democratic.

Example: "When journalists asked about media censorship, the president replied: 'We have elections, don't we?' Crony electoralism: using the fact of voting to ignore everything else that makes democracy real."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026