Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough 

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough by Desmond G. April 13, 2014

old enough to read, old enough to bleed 

this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.

Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.

Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"

old enough to read, old enough to bleed by big tate July 13, 2006

Good enough for me

Sykkuno's catchphrase

Valkyrae - Leslie is sus
Sykkuno - Good enough for me

Good enough for me by IconicFlame June 2, 2021

The world was wide enough 

The best Hamilton song

Person 1: Hey bro whats the best Hamilton song?

Person 2: The world was wide enough

The world was wide enough by Pr0b0ssy July 31, 2020

Good Enough 

When ur kinda good at something, but u only say it cuz u know that no one else can do it.

Person A: Hey can anyone make rules?
Person B: I'm good at making rules..
Person A: Oh, really?
Person B: Well who else is gonna do it
Person A: So you can do it PERFECTLY?
Person B: I can make them good enough.

Good Enough by OwOExpertise May 19, 2019

not enough popcorn 

I don't have time to tell the story--it's too long, say, movie length.

"So how come you got divorced?"
"Not enough popcorn."

not enough popcorn by octopod October 18, 2008

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive 

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive by penisshakes May 27, 2020