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Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.
You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!
by Desmond G. April 13, 2014
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old enough to read, old enough to bleed

this simply states that if a girl is old enough to read then she is old enough to bleed or have her cherry pooped or sex it up.
Tim: man I can't believe you banged that 6 year old.

Mark: man you know what I say "old enough to read, old enough to bleed"
by big tate July 13, 2006
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Good enough for me

Sykkuno's catchphrase
Valkyrae - Leslie is sus
Sykkuno - Good enough for me
by IconicFlame June 2, 2021
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The world was wide enough

Person 1: Hey bro whats the best Hamilton song?

Person 2: The world was wide enough
by Pr0b0ssy July 31, 2020
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Good Enough

When ur kinda good at something, but u only say it cuz u know that no one else can do it.
Person A: Hey can anyone make rules?
Person B: I'm good at making rules..
Person A: Oh, really?
Person B: Well who else is gonna do it
Person A: So you can do it PERFECTLY?
Person B: I can make them good enough.
by OwOExpertise May 19, 2019
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not enough popcorn

I don't have time to tell the story--it's too long, say, movie length.
"So how come you got divorced?"
"Not enough popcorn."
by octopod October 18, 2008
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If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
by penisshakes May 27, 2020
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