state employee

unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee

so, he's a state employee now, eh?

by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012

emplode

opposite of implode. to implode outwards.

Andrew had so much work to do that he emploded.

by matt 6 September 8, 2005

Super Employee

Someone who takes his/her job way too seriously

Someone who goes way too far with their job

They also can be referred to as an SE

If your reading this and you think its stupid, then you might be a Super Employee

Bryan: You hear that Richard stayed after work for 2 hours last night just to clean, and didn't get paid for it

Bob: No I didn't hear that, but i can totally believe it, because he is a Super Employee

by Big Benis August 23, 2008

Non-Employee

Collects the pay check but avoids doing any actual work.

Jody is a first class non-employee. We’ve yet to see her execute a single task save for picking up her paycheck from her mail slot.

by The Terminolojest August 17, 2019

CBC Employee

An incompetent person, often with a bad attitude who works a public service job, knowing that they have job security because it is extremely hard to fire them. These individuals have lost the passion for their work and take out their problems on other people. Named after the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, known shorthand as CBC.

That CBC Employee gave my tax information to the Proshred guy instead of giving it back to the goverment. As a result, I lost my home and my business.

by Mad Truck Driver December 13, 2021

chick-fil-a employee

a person who uses my pleasure after every sentence

I wanna be a chick-fil-a employee.

by ilovechick-fil-a July 4, 2021

Retail Employee

Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.

That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!

by Asshat McSpazzypants December 16, 2008