emaleigh

emma for short shes a beautiful,smart,funniest person you could know. shes a really good friend, she likes to cut up a lot.
shes the girl you can cheat off her paper for good grades. you can trust her, she loves chris.
im proud to call her my friend.

Man, Emaleigh is the total package.

I got to get me an Emaleigh

by kaleiWDWgirl November 18, 2019

Babak Emami

He is known as God of War in earth, lovely characteristics and a warm heart. He is man enough to feel mountains , and kind enough to fell in love with less than a blink. Powerfull like the words of Gods , Hot like a burning sun. He is one of those rare angels on the earth that you gonna love him on and on if you come back from the ashes of death.
He is also a professional gamer.

Father : Why are you playing God of War whenever I'm watching you ?!
Son : Cause i wanna be like Babak Emami, not you. (Frown) (/rasp)

by ForTheAllianceForTheHorde August 18, 2018

As per my previous email

Read your fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!

"As per my previous email, where I very clearly explained exactly what you just asked me yet again, read you fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!

by Negative The Creep June 29, 2018

nine of emails

A "nine of emails" is the collective noun for when you recieve an annoying number of emails (not necessarily nine) from the one person whining about a particular topic. It originated on a bulletin board called "toys in the attic" when a poster called "Coach" who is prone to exageration would claim "I have recieved not one, not two, but nine, repeat nine, emails" whenever he wanted to make people think he had alot of support for his bullshit opinions. From there it became the standard joke when someone would whine to the webmaster about some bullshit.

"how many many emails did you recieve? not one, not two but nine?"

"a nine of emails have flooded in from some whining asshole"

by nemo_just nemo May 29, 2007

Emalee

She a bully

Omg I hate Emalee she is such a bully

by Hekliiiisb November 13, 2020

email albatross

Not wanting to write even one email, as such an act would necessitate tackling, or even thinking about, all the other emails stacked up in your Inbox. Occasionally shortened to albatross.

...sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been suffering from a major case of email albatross...

by eine May 30, 2006

email packrat

One who has a difficult time placing emails in the deleted file and an even harder time emptying the deleted file because of the finality of the action. They are afraid they may someday need one of those emails (although they never will)

At the time of this posting, I have exatly 6000 emails contained in my inbox. I am an email packrat!

by notbait January 16, 2007