Elmer pud

It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out

I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud

by Dsgrover October 22, 2015

elberate

Very small penis.

How about you suck my elberate

by GrammarGod64 October 4, 2016

elder dragon

Depicted as the "strongest" type of monster in the popular game Monster Hunter. Elder Dragons are often seen having their own unique arenas to be fought in and are often used as a plot device for the game's story.

"Hey , wanna go on a quest with us? We're hunting an Elder Dragon"

by Miralis September 1, 2017

Elder Jiang

a slang for Chinese former president Jiang Zemin

Guy1: I'm a fan of Elder Jiang.
Guy2: +1s

by Lee233 May 29, 2019

elderlying

Elderlying (v): to carry out the duties or to act in a manner more consistent with those of highly advanced age (coughing randomly without covering your mouth, complaining about random pains to people in an elevator or to tell young people how better they have it).

"Dad can you please stop coughing loudly during the movie"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"

by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

Elderlies

Another way of saying the elders

Staying in isolation means there is less risk for the elderlies

by amanix March 24, 2020

elderjenkins200

the sexiest man alive but he has a really tiny penis. They are super gay, likes being choked, and eats earwax for breakfast

Goddamn elderjenkins200 is so sexy

by Bubba Gollan September 9, 2020