1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020
Get the elonmug. A stupid motherfucking lolcow that shouldn't touch politics.
Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.
Not to be confused with meme.
Memes are funny and not political figures searching to recreate the rich winning side of cyberpunk.
"Chris Chan Really is a stupid lolcow" P. DD. Ee.
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won
"No more like a Elon Musk" - Eve Won
"Is there a difference?" - P. DD. Ee
"Chris Chan isn't a virgin" - Eve Won
by Hatius Brainrotius February 25, 2025
Get the Elon Muskmug. by A guy who has common sense May 14, 2023
Get the Elon Muskmug. the most fucking dick making twitter to fucking x and twitter saying yes beacause is elon musk?!?!??!?!?!?
by aureliammm October 16, 2023
Get the Elon fuckmug. An adjective describing a technology or product that Elon Musk and his engineering teams would design or approve of.
Usually having features such as being new, visionary, innovative, or just plain super cool.
Usually having features such as being new, visionary, innovative, or just plain super cool.
Have you seen an e-foil surfboard- its very Elonic.
by ASTRL_01 October 19, 2022
Get the Elonicmug. transitive verb
1. the complete destruction of the perceived overall quality or character as seen or judged by people in general
2. the recognition that the characteristic or abilities placed in an individual are completely wrong.
3. a loss of esteem or regard
1. the complete destruction of the perceived overall quality or character as seen or judged by people in general
2. the recognition that the characteristic or abilities placed in an individual are completely wrong.
3. a loss of esteem or regard
He has eloned any perception that he was a first-class playwright.
by Big Daddy Bling Bling January 11, 2023
Get the Elonedmug. The subtle art of acquiring a public limited company by Elon Musk and changing its corporate culture overnight.
Bob: I won't pay $8 per month for just a blue tick on twitter!
Alice: Well, it has been elonized. You can't do much rather than comply.
Alice: Well, it has been elonized. You can't do much rather than comply.
by mayukhm November 6, 2022
Get the Elonizemug.