eisley

an overrated Texas band comprised of four siblings and a "friend" run by domineering stage parents. They sing about asinine concepts that most people cannot relate to and steal most of their "dreamy" quality from bands such as Radiohead, Sparklehorse, and Midlake. A prime example of image over content.

14 year old girl: Whoa like did you hear "Room Noises" yet? They sing about like trolleys and magic!!!

Male Hipster who wants to fuck little girls: Um...yeah...the music.

Normal Music lover with taste: *vomits*

by lord voldemort April 23, 2005

Eisen

A slow and limp person

He's such an Eisen!

by Saladass01 May 6, 2018

eifel tower

3 people in a tree. one gives head. one sits there. and one sticks it in behind

Me and them eifel towered last night bro!

by crazybeans November 11, 2019

Edsely

Edsely is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life and she can be very sweet and kind. She is the most popular girl in school that everyone is in love with. She might be a baddie that doesn't follow the rules. But she doesn't care. She is extremely beautiful, georgeus and she shines very bright which makes all the other girl mad but why would she care if she's the best.

Edsely is a very kind and gorgeous girl

by EBClown October 16, 2019

Essel Uysal

The Best The Best person in the world cant get better

WOW i wish i was like Essel Uysal

by jimbob55 June 1, 2011

eisley

retarted band from who cares where

eisley sucks and should never play again

by obobobob May 13, 2005

Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012