Edmour

A creature made of a stretchy skin like substance covered in tattoos who enjoys spending it's spare time in or around gasoline stations. Known to attack without warning and use foul language. Phrases such as OH yeah, mother f*cker, NO?, I'll fucking bury you, are common among Edmours. The Edmour's most common mode of transportatino is the Chyrsler Concorde, but can also be foudn driving a Honda Odyssey or Ford Mustang. The Edmour can be distinguished from a regular human by looking at it's feet, which are usually covered in old boots. If the creature's feet face outward, and not straight ahead like a human's would, you can rest assured that you've found an Edmour.

Guy1: Hey look at that weird guy over there at the gas station
Guy2: Dude, thats not a guy, thats an Edmour. You can tell because it's feet go east and west not north and south like ours.
Guy1:Ohhh. I see.

by Pshoon Arman August 23, 2007

edmund jenkins

A derogatary term used for describing a lesbian who was born with a penis and loves to cock wrangle (a singular expression as opposed to a gaggle of cock wranglers)

Mary is such an Edmund Jenkins

by Phlange Spongemike October 6, 2009

eimoni

This is a beautiful smart and intelligent girl, she's very unique so guys she's an KEEPER, she's fierce feisty and has a badass attitude, she's sweet caring greedy and is fun. Eimoni means having faith in God. There's about 1 in a million people named eimoni she's a kind soul. But watch our don't get her mad. Eimoni the beautiful goddess in the heavenly kingdoms.

HEY Eimoni pass me the chips.

by Xåñs May 20, 2018

Edman Moment

An Edman Moment is when someone goes to any extent to prove their point.

Eg, Lying and spreading false information, False Flagging , making up non-existent terminology, nitpicking and reaching.

An Edman moment usually results in embarrassment and comedy to bystanders.

Post an Edman Moment most people will not take you seriously

A person having an Edman moment can simply be called "Edman"

"He really pissed me off with his Edman Moment"

"Ignore him, he's just having an Edman moment"
"He had a massive Edman Moment, he should really chill, it's not that deep"

by Salad kukui November 18, 2019

Edmunds Wipe

Standing up to wipe your backside with one leg placed on the toilet seat and wiping from back to front.

I managed to front flip while doing an Edmunds wipe.

by Greennikotee April 11, 2020

emonte

An intellectual young man with a giant penis.

Oh girl his names Emonte? He has an enormous cockus.

by UrbanDict1q134 October 21, 2020

emongous

when something is part enormous, part humongous, and part imposter

red is acting real sus, but blue's got an emongous cock

by paradigmleveler May 17, 2021