When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009
Get the chapstick erectionmug. by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
Get the super erectionmug. Me: “You aight man? You seem disappointed. Married friend: man it’s been rough, haven’t hit it in 2 weeks. Me: Damn man ur old lady is such an Erection Denier!!
by Yell-A-wolF November 11, 2022
Get the Erection Deniermug. by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017
Get the Cat erectionmug. what you see while heading towards downtown tallahassee, florida from the governor's square mall. the new capital building, then the 2 small round buildings on both sides. therefore, looking similar to an erect penis.
by QUACKKKaNole March 9, 2011
Get the the tallahassee erectionmug. 1.n.a feeling of bliss in your head when you connect with somebody in a way you never connected before 2.n. feeling of an erection except for mentally not physically
by godking superdum November 9, 2009
Get the mental erectionmug. Dude, I'm totally sporting an academic erection right now. Five thousand words have never felt so good.
by pethcir April 1, 2010
Get the academic erectionmug.