southern engineer

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

by Phife54 February 17, 2006

Engine Fire

A sad event that leaves you with a nice looking car that'll never travel anywhere again.

My car had an engine fire

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Engineer

One measures with a micrometer, marks with a crayon, and cuts with an axe.

The guy wearing the white shirt with the pocket protector leaning against the backhoe is an engineer. He could describe in great detail how that backhoe works but could not drive it to save his life.

by Tom Stillin November 20, 2012

Rusty Engine

The sexual act of stuffing an extra large pepperoni pizza into the anal canal and having ones lover or partner eat it out of his or her behind.

Yeah, she wanted me to give her a Rusty Engine but i wasn't that hungry

by coolguy199 December 14, 2010

Engineering

n. A branch of university education. Usually taken by students who want a job after graduating.

I want to study engineering!

by teh_awsum May 2, 2009

sanitation engineer

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

The Best Engine

The best engine in the world is the vagina. It takes any size piston, self lubricates, starts with one finger & does its own oil change every thirty days.

What more could you ask for...the vagina is the best engine

by TimmayS1990 September 7, 2009