empty-nester

a person whose children have grown up and left

Don't mind her. She's an empty-nester.

by The Return of Light Joker June 14, 2009

Empty Barrel

The frase "Empty Barrel" first found in the writing a Plato later used by Shakespeare refers to a person who makes a lot of noise but has no substance.

Congresswoman Freda Wilson is an "Empty Barrel", like many politicians today.

by Freeamerican October 20, 2017

Empty Box

Someone that’s clueless. Generally a moron. A dumb ass.

Your such an empty box. Use your common sense.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

empty vase

A gaping anus after vigorous punishment.

Fred, exhausted, left her, lying prone, in the pale light of morning, with an empty vase.

by Fredster C June 14, 2008

empty suit

Barrack Obama.

At least McCain isn't an empty suit.

by Chaz Michael Michael October 18, 2008

empty chair

Any uncomfortable moment during a political stump speech.

"Did you notice that Chris Christie barely even mentioned Mitt Romney in his speech at the Republican National Convention?"

"Yeah, it was a total empty chair."

by dscully September 5, 2012

Empty Crying

Empty Crying is a ‘crying’ session in which you feel like you are definitely going to cry, or are acting like you’re crying, but your goddamn tear ducts won’t work.

Person: I was having an Empty Crying session last night.
Person2: were you listening to your sad music again?
Person: ...yes

by MarchTheMifwau August 31, 2018