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Elvis Didn't Die

An umbrella term for conspiracy theories stating that a person who is very much deceased is still alive. They are very easily debunked for obvious reasons and mainly used for humorous purposes.
It is named for the legendary singer Elvis Presley, who died in August 1977 after a prolonged period of declining health caused by substance abuse. Yet there are some people who insist that he's alive as a joke. (The most popular one being, "He was abducted by aliens.")
Elvis didn't die.

Someone stepped on his blue suede shoes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 31, 2022
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Elvis square

He is in HKU ECON1280, MATH1009 and ACCT1101
Watch out for him
Fuck, Elvis Square is asking stupid questions again
by MarvellousAss February 21, 2023
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Elvis Presley

The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.
Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
by elvispresleyswife September 12, 2023
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Elvis Presley

The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you

Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me

Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
by greatgig October 24, 2023
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Elvis Pretzel

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Elvis-heaven

A state you might find yourself in if you are struck by Elvis Presley's beauty and sexiness and magnificence
I was watching the '68 Comeback, and his glistening chest and groans brought me to Elvis-heaven
by BigDaddyElvisLover March 5, 2024
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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.
Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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