A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.
by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024
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Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
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When you and the boys find a rope swing on the side of the lake but you gotta take a fat shit so you wait until the swing reaches its climax to let it out
by The little dingler man August 31, 2025
Get the Flying Dutchman mug.The act of catching ejaculate (male or female) in one's mouth after it has traveled out of someone's genitals and traveled through the air.
This might be hard to swallow but my ladyfriend and I got into some next level stuff at the orgy last night when we each did a flying Dutchman at the same time.
by BakinJ December 9, 2025
Get the Flying Dutchman mug.While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020
Get the the calming dutchman mug.The Flying Dutchman is a variation of a Dutch oven, but instead of farting in a bed and covering the other person in the blanket you fart on a person while standing up then capture them with a blanket. Creating the action of the Flying Dutchman.
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