Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over
Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
by PHIZZZLEterm September 25, 2019
to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.
see sucker punch
see sucker punch
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
by zerimarnad January 2, 2016
Chris leaned over to the misses one night and whispered gentely into her ear..'Brace yourself darling, im going in dry!'
by John Beretta May 24, 2006
Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
by jimjayjam October 26, 2011
A sexual act that exhibits all the characteristics of a classic handjob, but is lacking in the use of lubrication of any sort.
I was hoping to get laid after this year's prom, but a dry HJ in the car was all Kara was willing to put out.
by Bob Wilke July 25, 2016
A person whose fervent and dynamic use of a dry erase board, typically but not limited to an office setting, borders on the obscene.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
MIKE: C'mon, I want to get a good seat for Ed's presentation.
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
by theDalaiLummox August 28, 2010