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Dry Snitching

Dry snitching is a calculated but yet passive aggressive way to dime out your homeboy. In most cases to save your own ass without being the obvious rat bastard you are and save yourself from a fishing trip in your new concrete Nike’s.
You and your homeboy get pulled over

Cop: I smell marijuana step out of the car
Cop: who’s weed is this?
Homeboy: like a MF’n G says nuth’n
You: look at your homeboy and say “don’t worry fam I’ll put money on yo books”
Homeboy: (shaking head) you dry snitching Mufuka.
by PHIZZZLEterm September 24, 2019
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dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch
and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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dry phone

It's when you get no notifications from anybody on your phone. Similar to a dry spell.
Man, this weekend sucked. I had a dry phone for about a week now, no one is hitting me up!
by zerimarnad April 13, 2016
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Going in Dry

to insert ones extremities into someone elses orifices without the aid of lubricant
Chris leaned over to the misses one night and whispered gentely into her ear..'Brace yourself darling, im going in dry!'
by John Beretta May 28, 2006
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Dry Guy

A male who does not use any type of lubrication when masturbating.
Male: To hell with lube, when you're a Dry Guy like me, you can masturbate anytime, anywhere.

Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
by jimjayjam October 27, 2011
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dry HJ

A sexual act that exhibits all the characteristics of a classic handjob, but is lacking in the use of lubrication of any sort.
I was hoping to get laid after this year's prom, but a dry HJ in the car was all Kara was willing to put out.
by Bob Wilke July 25, 2016
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dry cell

A hardcore metal rock band that started in their early teenage years. Their music includes power rock chords and some screaming. They had guitars special made with 7 strings, instead of the usual six stringed guitar. A very good band that unfortunately broke up.
Sample Lyrics of Dry Cell : "This is our new revolution.. before we wish our final days.."
by Bestxofxme July 11, 2006
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