the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

die in a ditch

What you should do

Go die in a ditch Michael

by DAKFCBOI February 21, 2021

Dirty Ditch Pig

Not like your normal Ditch Pig. A Dirty Ditch Pig is a special breed who not only lacks personal hygiene but is also a ho-bag that is a compulsive liar.

"That chick (or dude) is so low, they're dirty ditch pig low...."

by P1sst4nk May 9, 2016

ditching life

For one to kill themself as by suicide

"I think today is the day I'm ditching life."

by Bumble bee Angelique January 7, 2009

AIM ditched

when you're on an instant messenger, and your friend tells you he'll brb but he never brb's

Bro, I was talking to Jon yesterday and he seriously AIM ditched me.

by CharEast January 11, 2009

Indiana Ditchweed

low-potency wild marijuana, grows wild from seeds originally bred for hemp rope

Indiana Ditchweed really gets me high. The stuff is so fresh!

by mayhem_man221 June 5, 2010

dine n ditch

To leave a restaurant without paying for you meal, usually running out the door.

john and angel dine n ditched dennys.

www_youtube_com/watch?v=4fJAfxiolOM

by jdizzelfashizzel May 11, 2009