Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

Double Bagger

adj- a person that is a complete douchebag and would also enjoy being tea bagged. The ultimate culmination in being a complete douchebag with bizarre insecurities that you aren't able to pinpoint.

Considered to be the pinnacle of escalating douchebag. Entry level is "douchebag", "complete douchebag" mid, and top tier "double bagger"

That guy is a beyond an asshole, definitely a double bagger....

by Totaleouche May 8, 2024

Douchebaggery

The way one determines how much of a douche bag someone is, or how similarly they act to a douche bag.

The way she is.

Casey's consistent douchebaggery continues to astonish everyone around her. Today she tried commenting on an action of one of her peers by calling what he did, "douchebagism". Righteous Douchebaggery.

by BJWAN September 29, 2009

douchebaggery

An word describing the actions of a douche bag.

"I refuse to take part in this douchebaggery"

"Tom and his douchebaggery"

by Sanctum Ent. February 3, 2010

Douchebaggery

1) The act of doing the same thing a douchebag would do.

2) A social crime resulting in namecalling and future abuse towards the douchebag.

Jeff says a joke that isn't funny and causes everybody to stop liking him.
After calling said douchebag a douchebag, refer to the previous act as douchebaggery, so the douchebag knows and never ever forgets that they're a douchebag.

by Van of the Dam October 20, 2009

Douchebaggery

The doing or performing of shinanigans. Usually done with friends to other friends. (Verb)

guy knocks friends hat off.
Friend: Dude, why must you perform this douchebaggery

Freind 1: should we perform douchebaggery at lunch today?
Friend 2: lets &%*#^@! do it!!!

by Tico Mann October 30, 2009

Douchebaggery

Any act that cannot be measured by common sense. Must be performed by a person that is oblivious to their surroundings and posseses douchebag qualities.

What the hell kind of douchebaggery are you talking about?

by MsKHaos February 12, 2010