Donks

A long time. Originally 'Donkies years' due to Donkies having a long life line. Shortened down to Donkies, and Finally Donks.

"Hello Jeremy Beadle! I havent spoken to you for donks!"
"I havent seen Ben Fong-Torres for Donkies Years!"

by Hannah-Marie September 28, 2007

donk

–adjective
Causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous; laughable.
The third degree of ridiculous.
Variations: donk, donkt, donked

That bitchs face is donk!!!

Thomas says he's not a fgt but deepthroating that popsicle was pretty donkt!!

by Mr. America September 11, 2006

donk

A bad-ass australian motherfucker, used as a surrogate for a more traditional weapon.

A: "I don't need a gun mate, I gotta donk."
B: "What's a donk?"
Donk: *POW* DONK!

by phildonnia June 16, 2004

donk

a donk is another for a stupid fuckin idiot

oh my gosh wayne is a donk

by anon April 15, 2005

donk

The sound of a pistol whip to the back of the face. Could also be followed by kadead.

Kyle: What the heck?!
Dave: I just donked you on the back of your face! Kadead!

by Darin Number 2 April 25, 2007

donk

To suck or be really bad at something(used in poker or life)

Wow u couldnt make that shot? Your such a donk

He went in with 5's hi, he's the biggest donk in the world

by PR0T3GE August 29, 2010

donk

Complete moron. Short version of donkey.

He got arrested with his pants down. What a donk!

by Phylis Diller April 17, 2005